This is a specialty post from Dorota and myself!

To twist one's thoughts into funny patterns requires about 2 seconds of serious training. We will give you an overview on how this is done!!!

1. Imagine yourself on the back of a camel.

2. As you feel the sand in the sigh of mother earth filled with stories since she took her first breath, relax as best as one can on the lumpy blumps of camel back.

3. You will fall in between the lumps and some how teleport to a teleporter to a telephone booth in London. Since this is red, you will think of earlobes, because you were thinking of red cherries, which reminded you of fruit that you smushed on accident which reminded you that you lost a pair of earrings which remind you that they were shaped like little silver hearts which are usually red.

4. Next you will find yourself people-watching in the streets when you exit. (You notice a pair of red heart earrings and feel that they must be very popular. Therefore, you decided to paint your hearts (if you could find them) blue, just to go against the flow.) Of course thinking of this will teleport you to a dear little canal and diving into it to the very bottom, where you shall converse with the mermaids and mermen, you will find yourself hopelessly confused on exactly what continent you are on. However no one knows which continent you're on because water doesn't belong to any given country even though fat old bald men draw lines with glittery pink gel pens on maps.

5. There. Feel anything weird in your noodle? Good. We do our best! If ever you feel too sane, please refer back to this post. Enjoy!